2024 Schedule
| Week 1 | |||||
| Thursday, August 29 | |||||
| Crusaders | 34 | Gallic Warriors | 13 | ||
| Richard's Lionhearts | 33 | British Bulldogs | 31 | ||
| Sacks on the Beach | 39 | Aint Nothing But a Jew Thing | 10 | ||
| Sigourney's Beaver | 23 | Amish Electricians | 0 | ||
| Norsemen | 1 | Testudos Revenge | 0 | ||
| Trump Molests Collies | 74 | MeggaMen | 47 | ||
| Week 2 | |||||
| Thursday, September 12 | |||||
| Sacks on the Beach | 64 | MeggaMen | 57 | ||
| Norsemen | 50 | Crusaders | 17 | ||
| Richard's Lionhearts | 37 | Testudos Revenge | 0 | ||
| British Bulldogs | 9 | Amish Electricians | 0 | ||
| Trump Molests Collies | 27 | Gallic Warriors | 11 | ||
| Sigourney's Beaver | 10 | Aint Nothing But a Jew Thing | 3 | ||
| Week 3 | |||||
| Thursday, September 19 | |||||
| Richard's Lionhearts | 33 | Crusaders | 7 | ||
| Amish Electricians | 33 | Sacks on the Beach | 0 | ||
| Aint Nothing But a Jew Thing | 52 | British Bulldogs | 0 | ||
| Trump Molests Collies | 82 | Norsemen | 37 | ||
| Gallic Warriors | 26 | Sigourney's Beaver | 19 | ||
| Testudos Revenge | 65 | MeggaMen | 0 | ||
| Week 4 | |||||
| Thursday, September 26 | |||||
| Norsemen | 49 | Richard's Lionhearts | 22 | ||
| Crusaders | 27 | Gallic Warriors | 17 | ||
| Amish Electricians | 34 | MeggaMen | 19 | ||
| Sacks on the Beach | 55 | British Bulldogs | 8 | ||
| Aint Nothing But a Jew Thing | 34 | Trump Molests Collies | 8 | ||
| Testudos Revenge | 30 | Sigourney's Beaver | 24 | ||
| Week 5 | |||||
| Thursday, October 3 | |||||
| NFL Byes: Detroit, Los Angeles Chargers, Philadelphia, Tennessee | |||||
| MeggaMen | 54 | Norsemen | 0 | ||
| British Bulldogs | 76 | Gallic Warriors | 37 | ||
| Amish Electricians | 21 | Crusaders | 12 | ||
| Trump Molests Collies | 42 | Sigourney's Beaver | 0 | ||
| Richard's Lionhearts | 22 | Sacks on the Beach | 4 | ||
| Testudos Revenge | 76 | Aint Nothing But a Jew Thing | 38 | ||
| Week 6 | |||||
| Thursday, October 10 | |||||
| NFL Byes: Kansas City, Los Angeles Rams, Miami, Minnesota | |||||
| Gallic Warriors | 37 | Richard's Lionhearts | 17 | ||
| Sacks on the Beach | 66 | Trump Molests Collies | 0 | ||
| Aint Nothing But a Jew Thing | 72 | MeggaMen | 33 | ||
| Norsemen | 63 | Sigourney's Beaver | 16 | ||
| Crusaders | 44 | British Bulldogs | 17 | ||
| Testudos Revenge | 38 | Amish Electricians | 14 | ||
| Week 7 | |||||
| Thursday, October 17 | |||||
| NFL Byes: Chicago, Dallas | |||||
| Gallic Warriors | 43 | Sacks on the Beach | 42 | ||
| Trump Molests Collies | 57 | Amish Electricians | 28 | ||
| Testudos Revenge | 40 | British Bulldogs | 31 | ||
| Aint Nothing But a Jew Thing | 33 | Norsemen | 24 | ||
| Richard's Lionhearts | 48 | Sigourney's Beaver | 27 | ||
| Crusaders | 65 | MeggaMen | 45 | ||
| Week 8 | |||||
| Thursday, October 24 | |||||
| MeggaMen | 36 | Sigourney's Beaver | 35 | ||
| British Bulldogs | 60 | Aint Nothing But a Jew Thing | 47 | ||
| Richard's Lionhearts | 37 | Amish Electricians | 33 | ||
| Sacks on the Beach | 63 | Norsemen | 15 | ||
| Gallic Warriors | 67 | Trump Molests Collies | 22 | ||
| Testudos Revenge | 54 | Crusaders | 26 | ||
| Week 9 | |||||
| Thursday, October 31 | |||||
| NFL Byes: Pittsburgh, San Francisco | |||||
| MeggaMen | 67 | Richard's Lionhearts | 48 | ||
| Trump Molests Collies | 65 | Testudos Revenge | 48 | ||
| Crusaders | 15 | Amish Electricians | 0 | ||
| British Bulldogs | 32 | Sacks on the Beach | 24 | ||
| Aint Nothing But a Jew Thing | 34 | Gallic Warriors | 20 | ||
| Norsemen | 5 | Sigourney's Beaver | 2 | ||
| Week 10 | |||||
| Thursday, November 7 | |||||
| NFL Byes: Cleveland, Green Bay, Las Vegas, Seattle | |||||
| Richard's Lionhearts | 8 | Trump Molests Collies | 6 | ||
| Crusaders | 44 | Sacks on the Beach | 9 | ||
| Gallic Warriors | 29 | Norsemen | 7 | ||
| Aint Nothing But a Jew Thing | 18 | Amish Electricians | 10 | ||
| MeggaMen | 36 | British Bulldogs | 0 | ||
| Testudos Revenge | 103 | Sigourney's Beaver | 0 | ||
| Week 11 | |||||
| Thursday, November 14 | |||||
| NFL Byes: Arizona, Carolina, New York Giants, Tampa Bay | |||||
| Norsemen | 61 | Richard's Lionhearts | 51 | ||
| Sigourney's Beaver | 20 | British Bulldogs | 0 | ||
| MeggaMen | 33 | Aint Nothing But a Jew Thing | 0 | ||
| Testudos Revenge | 57 | Sacks on the Beach | 23 | ||
| Gallic Warriors | 32 | Amish Electricians | 17 | ||
| Trump Molests Collies | 112 | Crusaders | 37 | ||
| Week 12 | |||||
| Thursday, November 21 | |||||
| NFL Byes: Atlanta, Buffalo, Cincinnati, Jacksonville, New Orleans, New York Jets | |||||
| Trump Molests Collies | 57 | British Bulldogs | 2 | ||
| Richard's Lionhearts | 55 | Testudos Revenge | 27 | ||
| Norsemen | 28 | Amish Electricians | 0 | ||
| Gallic Warriors | 61 | MeggaMen | 6 | ||
| Aint Nothing But a Jew Thing | 36 | Crusaders | 21 | ||
| Sacks on the Beach | 40 | Sigourney's Beaver | 38 | ||
| Week 13 | |||||
| Thursday, November 28 | |||||
| British Bulldogs | 41 | Norsemen | 25 | ||
| Sacks on the Beach | 43 | MeggaMen | 24 | ||
| Richard's Lionhearts | 28 | Aint Nothing But a Jew Thing | 20 | ||
| Crusaders | 37 | Sigourney's Beaver | 24 | ||
| Trump Molests Collies | 48 | Amish Electricians | 44 | ||
| Testudos Revenge | 45 | Gallic Warriors | 30 | ||
| Week 14 | |||||
| Thursday, December 5 | |||||
| NFL Byes: Baltimore, Denver, Houston, Indianapolis, New England, Washington | |||||
| Aint Nothing But a Jew Thing | 55 | Sacks on the Beach | 7 | ||
| Testudos Revenge | 83 | Norsemen | 13 | ||
| Amish Electricians | 67 | Gallic Warriors | 44 | ||
| MeggaMen | 65 | British Bulldogs | 0 | ||
| Trump Molests Collies | 79 | Crusaders | 11 | ||
| Richard's Lionhearts | 31 | Sigourney's Beaver | 17 | ||
| Playoffs | |||||
| Thursday, December 12 | |||||
| Testudos Revenge | 58 | Trump Molests Collies | 35 | ||
| Aint Nothing But a Jew Thing | 31 | Richard's Lionhearts | 15 | ||
| Toilet Bowl | |||||
| Thursday, December 12 | |||||
| Amish Electricians | 27 | Sigourney's Beaver | 0 | ||
| Championship | |||||
| Thursday, December 19 | |||||
| Aint Nothing But a Jew Thing | 66 | Testudos Revenge | 35 | ||